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PostSubject: FUCKING GAMESTOP   Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:12 pm

>go to gamestop
>two virgin neckbears flirting with landwhale employee
>She's eating every bit of it up
>take game to the counter
>she ignores me to flirt with other guys
>do a spinning roundhouse kick to first virgins face
>he crashes through a large cardboard cut out of the Uncharted guy who looks kind of like Nolan North
>Power house body slam the other virgin through the clearance bin of nothing but shitty movie games like Thor and Spiderman and Wall-E
>Throw game at landwhale cashier
>She screams "Bul'lad muk'crakka flurasta!" and transforms into the high dragon of Frost
>Rip my clothes off and stand there in a glorious speedo, grab my battle ax, and mount her
>We thrash through the store knocking over games and shit, I think a small beaner kid may have died as well
>finally chop her head off and claim my game as my prize
>go to walk out of store
>someone comes in and bumps into me
>spaghetti falls out of his pocket while I dinosaur walk out of there like a baws

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PostSubject: Re: FUCKING GAMESTOP   Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:27 pm

I think you're not telling the truth
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PostSubject: Re: FUCKING GAMESTOP   Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:53 pm

>Go into EBGames
>Buy game I wanted
>Leave EBGames

Fucking EBGames.
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PostSubject: Re: FUCKING GAMESTOP   Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:19 pm

>go to gamestop
>try to preorder Call of Duty: Black Ops
>some thirty-odd-year-old is hassling the clerk about BlazBlue
>finally leaves
>drink my questionably motherfucking hot coffee
>wonder if it's actually motherfucking cold
>weeaboos are speaking broken Japanese
>yell out IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN A JAPANESE PRESCHOOL
>see a python in the corner
>you don't see snake
>eventually get to the front of the line
>clerk is a GRRRRL gamer
>she wants to fuck
>she acts all "kawaii" and says "Uguu~" and "Desu~"
>tells me that only low-life virgins play Call of Duty and that Halo is the best FPS ever
>I disagree
>she says Halo invented FPS
>I laugh and disprove her
>she says that Halo was the first shooting game, and that it invented plasma rifles and planes with weapons
>I call her an idiot
>she calls me a noob
>ask for Battletoads
>she questions the girth of my penis
>ask if she's got Belts and Zippers XIII
>she calls me a garden gnome
>I pay for the games
>she calls me a loser
>she still wants to fuck
>realize that Ondore is lying
>I take the game with my bear hands
>suddenly, she screams
>I scream
>the fat weeaboos scream
>I'm a bear
>she's a bear
>we're all bears
>cops run in and yell "Get on the floor!"
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>realize I have to go back to potatos to get my fuking power wrist

FUCKING GAMESTOP
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PostSubject: Re: FUCKING GAMESTOP   Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:21 pm

AWACS SkyEye wrote:
>go to gamestop
>try to preorder Call of Duty: Black Ops
>some thirty-odd-year-old is hassling the clerk about BlazBlue
>finally leaves
>drink my questionably motherfucking hot coffee
>wonder if it's actually motherfucking cold
>weeaboos are speaking broken Japanese
>yell out IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN A JAPANESE PRESCHOOL
>see a python in the corner
>you don't see snake
>eventually get to the front of the line
>clerk is a GRRRRL gamer
>she wants to fuck
>she acts all "kawaii" and says "Uguu~" and "Desu~"
>tells me that only low-life virgins play Call of Duty and that Halo is the best FPS ever
>I disagree
>she says Halo invented FPS
>I laugh and disprove her
>she says that Halo was the first shooting game, and that it invented plasma rifles and planes with weapons
>I call her an idiot
>she calls me a noob
>ask for Battletoads
>she questions the girth of my penis
>ask if she's got Belts and Zippers XIII
>she calls me a garden gnome
>I pay for the games
>she calls me a loser
>she still wants to fuck
>realize that Ondore is lying
>I take the game with my bear hands
>suddenly, she screams
>I scream
>the fat weeaboos scream
>I'm a bear
>she's a bear
>we're all bears
>cops run in and yell "Get on the floor!"
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>realize I have to go back to potatos to get my fuking power wrist

FUCKING GAMESTOP


now that's more like it

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PostSubject: Re: FUCKING GAMESTOP   Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:47 pm

True Story
>At friends
>Wake up early to go get Ocarina of Time
>It's raining and I only brought shorts
>Walk to store
>Get to store
>Go inside
>Guy at counter is like "Hope you didn't come to buy what I just bought"
>Ask what he bought
>Shows me his 3ds
>Ocarina of Time
>Sorry bro we only got one copy
>Walk around store
>Pick up WoW with bear hands
>Realize I'm a bear
>Go up to employee
>maul him to death
>take his 3ds and game
>Walk out of store
>Trip
>Spaghetti that I saved from earlier falls out of my pocket
>Everyone laughs at me
Fucking Source
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PostSubject: Re: FUCKING GAMESTOP   Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:48 pm

thedeaddiety wrote:
True Story
>At friends
>Wake up early to go get Ocarina of Time
>It's raining and I only brought shorts
>Walk to store
>Get to store
>Go inside
>Guy at counter is like "Hope you didn't come to buy what I just bought"
>Ask what he bought
>Shows me his 3ds
>Ocarina of Time
>Sorry bro we only got one copy
>Walk around store
>Pick up WoW with bear hands
>Realize I'm a bear
>Go up to employee
>maul him to death
>take his 3ds and game
>Walk out of store
>Trip
>Spaghetti that I saved from earlier falls out of my pocket
>Everyone laughs at me
Fucking Source

Fuck Y'all's green text shit
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PostSubject: Re: FUCKING GAMESTOP   Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:18 pm

>not posting penis inspection day
The FUCK
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